yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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