on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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