Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Duck Duck Cougar?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
