Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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