Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I deserve this hangover.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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