Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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