the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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