i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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