your thong is hanging out like whoa
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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