Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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