I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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