Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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