i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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