Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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