Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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