bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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