They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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