I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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