Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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