i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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