If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have fence marks all over my body
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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