Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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