"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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