Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Ketchup is God's man juice
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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