i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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