week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
they call him Oral-B. enough said
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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