Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
we should paint friendship bongs
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