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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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