i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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