in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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