your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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