Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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