she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I need water and some morals
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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