It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The power of my boobs compel you
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He has the fingertips of a God
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