Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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