actually, I'm a sock model
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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