I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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