So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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