Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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