New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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