how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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