careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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