Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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