That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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