I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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