Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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