she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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