Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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