i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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