great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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