Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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