He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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