apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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