i don't like sucking hair
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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